Wednesday, October 21, 2009

The Top Ten Most Surprising Resurrections

AMC Movie List

Which of these movie character rebirths surprised you the most?

 

1

Obi Wan Kenobi in The Empire Strikes Back

Death is no match for a Jedi. Obi Wan comes back as a ghost to guide Luke towards his destiny.

2
Gandalf in The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Gandalf goes down in a literal blaze of glory and stays out of the picture until his big reveal in the final movie.

3
Spock in Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
Spock died in the previous movie, but luckily his "katra" lives on in McCoy, which means only the body needs to be located.

4

E.T. in E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial

It's heart-wrenching to watch Eliot lose his best friend. Luckily this alien doesn't stay down for long.

5

The Terminator in Terminator 2: Judgment Day

What a surprise for Sarah Connor to see that hulking frame eleven years after she destroyed it.

6

Ash's Hand in Evil Dead 2

Some take a full movie to reappear after their demise; Ash's hand tastes death for mere moments before it's back in action.

7

Jean Grey in X-Men: The Last Stand

Grey nearly sacrifices Cyclops to bring herself back. Alas, now her alter-ego Phoenix is in control.

8

Mr. Boddy in Clue

Ironically, he was never actually a body -- the dead man everyone thought was Mr. Boddy was really his butler!

9

Judge Quincannon in And Then There Were None

As a red herring, Quincannon is falsely pronounced dead, then reappears to confess that he's the real killer.

10

Imhotep in The Mummy Returns

After losing his powers of immortality, getting skewered and dying, he's resurrected by an evil cult and returns.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

The Monty Python circus keeps rolling on after 40 years

The Truth comes out: The six-hour Monty Python documentary airs Sunday-Friday during IFC's "Python-a-thon." A DVD is due Oct. 27.
The Truth comes out: The six-hour Monty Python documentary airs Sunday-Friday during IFC's "Python-a-thon." A DVD is due Oct. 27.

A 40th anniversary celebration is a bit conventional for Monty Python.

"We should have had the 37⅓ anniversary or the 41½ anniversary; 40 seems too predictable for Python," says Michael Palin, one of six members of the comedy troupe that launched Monty Python's Flying Circus in 1969. "On the other hand, we're grateful for people who love the show still and get very excited.

"And we can sell a lot more stuff."

QUIZ: Test your Monty Python IQ

ORIGINAL MEMBERS: They remain Pythonesque

But 40 it is, commemorated by a six-part documentary, Monty Python: Almost the Truth (The Lawyer's Cut) (IFC, Sunday-Friday, 9 ET/PT); a book, Monty Python Live!, which chronicles the touring days and sketches in the 1970s; and, starting Friday, a 10-day channel dedicated to Python on Sirius XM Radio. And tonight, the five surviving members — Palin, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle and Terry Jones (Graham Chapman died in 1989) — will be honored in New York City by the British Academy of Film and Television Arts.

Idle, in the spirit of Python irreverence, isn't much for honors. "I used to say, 'I'm sorry. I'm only accepting posthumous awards.' Otherwise, you're stuck with these extremely tedious things where people tell you about yourself," says Idle, who isn't necessarily keen about reminiscing. "It's like talking about sex. It's more fun to do than to talk about."

Others would think awards are fitting for a group that hasn't performed together in more than 25 years yet remains popular across cultures and generations. "I keep bumping into people with children and they all keep saying, 'Oh, my kid, he just discovered Python.' And I say, 'How old is he?' And, invariably, 11 is the number," Gilliam says.

In addition to the original show and films including The Life of Brian, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and And Now for Something Completely Different, Python fans have seen comic bits reassembled in the Tony-winning Spamalot and a limited run of An Evening Without Monty Python, testament to the timeless stew of absurdity, whimsy and farce with sides of edge and erudition.

Idle, with composer John Du Prez, was behind both shows. Of the original works in Evening, he says: "We decided to put them out there and see if they were still funny. The answer is yes." Gilliam's fatalistic take: "If we're going to be ripped off, it might as well be one of us doing it."

Hank Azaria became a Python fan at 11; later, he starred in Spamalot. "I think it's fair to call their stuff timeless and classic," says the actor, noting that Holy Grail bits in the musical drew a great audience response. "Good writing really holds up."

Interviews, films, sketches

The six-hour Almost the Truth tracks the six from their youth — five hail from the U.K., Gilliam from Minnesota — to the four-season TV series, Monty Python's Flying Circus, to the films. The IFC "Python-a-thon" also will feature Holy Grail, Brian and Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl.

The documentary contains extensive interviews with surviving members, archival footage of Chapman and comments by Jimmy Fallon, Eddie Izzard, Stephen Merchant, Lorne Michaels and others. It shows the collaboration — and the conflicts and troubles, such as Gilliam's and Jones' directorial struggles on Holy Grail and Chapman's alcohol problem.

DVD and Blu-ray versions, out Oct. 27, include some legendary sketches, including The Parrot Sketch, The Cheese Shop, Spanish Inquisition, The Fish Slapping Dance, The Lumberjack Song and the Ministry of Silly Walks.

What made them classics? "The dead parrot became a classic because of the brilliance of my writing, and the Silly Walk sketch became a classic because of the brilliance of my performance, in spite of Michael Palin's performances," Cleese harrumphs in an e-mail interview.

Four Pythons will continue to celebrate the Ruby Jubilee (as Idle calls it) when Gilliam, Jones and Palin join Idle for the oratorio Not the Messiah (He's a Very Naughty Boy), rooted in Brian, on Oct. 23 at London's Royal Albert Hall. They will be missing Cleese. "Well, maybe not," Idle says. "He can be a bit grumpy on those occasions."

Any get-together is a rare event. Jones, Palin and Gilliam, now a British citizen, live in England, Idle and Cleese in California. "There's a balance in nature, clearly," Gilliam says. "One American equals two Englishmen."

Says Cleese, "I still contact my Python friends, whenever I remember their names — some are more difficult than others, but none of them is easy."

Jones is surprised at Python's durability. "I don't think any of us thought when we made the TV shows that we would still be doing interviews about the show and films 40 years later. It's a bit of luck it's happened."

No current events, 'just antics'

Specifically, he says, Python-mania almost ended before it started. Flying Circus premiered just after BBC1 switched to color, Jones says. A black-and-white series could have quickly become dated and lost appeal to later generations, he says. More significantly, the videotapes containing the shows were scheduled to be erased and reused.

"So we smuggled the tapes out of the BBC and made VCR tapes of them," Jones says. "For six months, I thought the only record of the shows was going to be in my cellar." But after the British run ended in 1974, Python found a huge new audience on U.S. public television.

Cleese attributes Python's longevity to a combination of original work and comic stereotypes recognizable in other cultures.

Python tweaked a still-stuffy British society but avoided topical humor, which lets today's fans enjoy it without having a knowledge of, say, English politics in the 1970s. "We followed a satire boom in England, and therefore, we couldn't do satire," Idle says. "Our humor had to be generalized, so it was satire about generalized comedy figures rather than particular names" future generations might not recognize.

Says Palin: "There was a lot of pure farce, just antics. You didn't have to know anything about the Spanish Inquisition. You'd just see guys coming in at the wrong time and getting the words wrong."

Save for some precincts of cable (along with Fox's Family Guy), Gilliam says performers today don't have as much creative room. "Here were six guys doing what they wanted," he says. "No managers, no agents, no studio executives, no marketing people saying, 'Go for this demographic, go for that audience.' Six guys making each other laugh and having the freedom to do so, and the BBC's willingness to put it on the air."

As far as Pythonic signs in today's performers, Gilliam sees kinship with Family Guy and South Park. South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone "say they're my children in animation. They continue to be far more outrageous than Python."

Conversely, Jones says there is much comic talent today but no Python descendants. "I don't really see it. I think we kind of stultified other people. They'd say, 'Oh well, they've done that.' "

Cleese doesn't, either, "but that's because I don't watch much comedy these days, as I get better laughs from Sean Hannity's show."

For all the silliness, the Oxford- and Cambridge-heavy troupe has eclectic skills and interests, too. Palin, the host of numerous travel documentaries, is president of the Royal Geographical Society. Gilliam's latest directorial effort, The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus with Heath Ledger, Johnny Depp, Jude Law and Colin Farrell, opens at Christmas.

Jones, a writer and lecturer who feels "a burning need" to restore the reputation of King Richard II, says his interest in the Middle Ages dovetailed with Holy Grail. "In the original screenplay, half took place in medieval times and half took place in the present day. I think they found the Holy Grail in Harrods because that's the store that has everything," Jones says. "I suggested to the others, 'Why don't we set it all in the Middle Ages?' And to my surprise, everybody agreed."

They didn't always; Cleese and Jones could agitate each other. "I think John knew he could wind me up because I tended to explode, and he liked playing games with people," Jones says. But "because we all thought a lot of what each other did, everybody had a respect for the other writers. So if they said it's not funny, well, you thought, 'Oh, it's not funny.' "

But one endeavor they could all agree on: "We all enjoyed getting into drag," Palin says. "Whatever they might say, we enjoyed slipping a dress on and wrestling in the mud."

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

The Most Promising Games of Fall 2009

Zombies, cars and thieves -- the crop of games coming this autumn has it all. Here's our guide to the titles we're most looking forward to.


The Most Promising Games of Fall 2009 // 'Borderlands' (Image courtesy of PC World)

'Borderlands' -- ETA Oct. 20
For: PS3, Windows, Xbox 360
Whether it actually "challenges all the conventions of modern shooters," or simply disguises them better than most, Gearbox Software's "Borderlands" is angling to upend your expectations. If "
Diablo" and "Mad Max" were to have a baby, it would probably look like this game.
Imagine random levels, random creatures, random creature tactics and a massive arsenal of recombining weaponry, from revolvers that fire shotgun shells to rifles that spit rockets. Everything is tuned for speed, with online cooperative play that'll let up to four players drop in or out of missions and scour a post-apocalyptic alien planet for a legendary tech trove.
Along the way, you'll sign up for quests and upgrade character skills. All that's missing? Tina Turner and the Thunderdome.
Price: $60 ($50 for Windows version)

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The Most Promising Games of Fall 2009 // 'Modern Warfare 2' (Image courtesy of PC World)

'Modern Warfare 2' -- ETA: Nov. 10


For: PS3, Windows, Xbox 360

If I had to choose between Infinity Ward's "Modern Warfare" and competitor Retro Studios' "Metroid Prime," I'd go with "Metroid Prime." But, Activision's more-realistic-than-usual (but not very realistic) modern-era first-person shooter would still be up there.

The first "Modern Warfare" certainly sold like gangbusters, perhaps proving that we're finally burned out on games themed to World War II.

"Modern Warfare 2" brings more of the same, but tacks on dual-wield weapons, snowmobile races, Russian vistas, tons of new multiplayer features and the option to superheroically take on more than 50 enemies at once.

Silly or no, I predict that the sun won't go down before this game goes platinum. One warning: Don't fall for the Prestige Edition, which is priced over the moon at $150. I mean, an included pair of night-vision goggles? For real, Activision?

Price: $60

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The Most Promising Games of Fall 2009 // 'Left 4 Dead 2' (Image courtesy of PC World)

'Left 4 Dead 2' -- ETA: Nov. 17

For:Windows, Xbox 360

Heads exploding, bodies ripping open, swarms of bloody revenants scrambling over fences -- just another day in the office for developer Valve.

This sequel to last November's first-person multiplayer zombie-masher adds five new supersized campaigns and tweaks the rules just enough to justify its existence -- that is, if you're not one of the radicalized few who think that Valve is releasing this game too soon, or that the company owes players features that fall well outside the original's parameters.

Entitlement complex? People can grouse, but you'll want to judge this sequel on its own merits.

Price: $60 ($50 for Windows version)

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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Top five: sci-fi vehicles

by Shaun Davis

tardis2The stories take us to distant worlds but what to drive when we get there? In accordance with this vehicular quandary, SciFiNow takes a look at some of the coolest rides to ever grace the galaxy.

Hop in!

The TARDIS
First appearance: 1963
In: Doctor Who
Pilot: The Doctor
Time machine and spacecraft, the TARDIS is the product of Time Lord technology and can transport occupants through space and time. An acronym of Time And Relative Dimensions In Space, the TARDIS is larger inside than it is out and can blend in with its surroundings. No weapons can be used inside its walls and the TARDIS grants its passengers the ability to understand and speak other languages – perfect for intergalactic travel or that two-week break in Benidorm

Millennium Falcon
First appearance: 1977
In: Star Wars
Pilots: Han Solo, Chewbacca
A legendary starship despite its humble origins and dilapidated exterior, the Falcon has factored into some of the Rebel Alliance’s greatest victories over the Empire. The galaxy’s most wily smuggler has made some ‘special modifications’ to give it illegal, not to mention damn right awesome, performance levels. Solo’s ‘heap of junk’ provided vital covering fire for Luke’s final run on the Death Star, sending
Darth Vader into a hilarious barrel roll, and was Leia’s escape transport during the battle for Endor. Nevertheless, the Falcon’s true moment of glory came not when Han Solo was in the cockpit but when it was under the command of its previous owner, Lando Calrissian, when it soared into the Death Star and delivered a missile volley that helped seal the Empire’s fate. The Falcon comes complete with chessboard, mandibles rest concussion missile launchers and (unfortunately) a malfunctioning hyper drive.

The DeLorean
First appearance: 1985
In: Back To The Future
Pilots: Doc Brown, Marty McFly
“When this baby hits 88 miles an hour, we’re going to see some serious shit.” Doc Brown wasn’t wrong, as no car in film history has made such an impression on audiences as this temporal displacement vehicle. A customised DeLorean DMC-12 fitted with a plutonium-powered nuclear reactor and the Flux Capacitor (a necessary aid for time travelling), the DeLorean is later taken to new heights with a hover conversion. The DeLorean is used for good and bad ends with Doc and Marty trying to correct mistakes made and Biff using it for his own nefarious means, though why Marty would leave this bad boy unattended is beyond us. “Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Think McFly.”

Optimus Prime
First appearance: 1984
In: Transformers
Pilot: Prime
The fearless leader of the Autobots is the coolest truck to appear on screen. The original Prime transforms into a cab-over semi and carries the mystic talisman known as the Matrix of Leadership. In his trailer he carries Roller, a mobile scout buggy that can slip between enemy lines. He is the defender of Cybertron and is constantly clashing with lifelong nemesis Megatron in order to uphold the freedom ‘of all sentient beings’. Other powers include the ability to replace his right hand with a glowing Energon axe and, if Bay’s blockbuster is to be believed, the ability to scour the pages of eBay. With Prime leading the charge, his troops are never afraid to ‘transform and roll out.’

Planet Express Ship
First appearance: 1999
In: Futurama
Pilots: Turanga Leela, Philip J Fry
Though it might look like your average delivery ship, the Plant Express actually has a lot more to offer. As well as being very well armed it is also capable of travelling faster than the current speed of light, after the speed of light was increased to allow for faster travel. It is also revealed by Professor Farnsworth’s clone, Cubert, that the ship uses dark matter to move the universe around it instead of moving the ship through the universe. The Planet Express boasts a den, a reactor room and a laundry room, referred to by Zapp Brannigan as ‘the brig’. It is capable of functioning underwater and shrinking down to miniature in order to help fight off cantankerous worms.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Top 10 Geekiest Constructed Languages

By John Baichtal  August 26, 2009

jenkira2J.R.R. Tolkien flipped readers’ wigs with his penchant for inventing new languages, but since then it has become almost de rigueur for fiction writers and moviemakers to include a constructed language (conlang) when crafting a new universe. Here are some of the best:

10. Esperanto
Invented in 1887, this real-world language is sometimes employed in movies to suggest a future language of humanity. Science fiction flick Gattaca and cult fave Red Dwarf employ the language as a background color (e.g., loudspeaker announcements and signs) while Whistler in Blade: Trinity has an entire conversation in
Esperanto. The language gets additional geek cred by the fact that William Shatner starred in 1965 horror flick Incubus, the only mainstream wholly Esperanto movie ever released.

9. Fremen
Next to Tolkien, it’s hard to beat Frank Herbert when it comes to the amount of background info he generates when writing a story. Dune’s appendices blew my mind as a young nerd and motivated me to create excessive backstory in my own experiments with fiction. As with Tolkien, Herbert drew liberally from real-world cultures for his universe.
Fremen is no exception, serving as a descendant of earthly Arabic, lending the Fremen people a dervishlike feel.

8. Qwghlmian
From Neal Stephenson’s Cryptonomicon novel and Baroque Cycle trilogy, this fictional language allegedly hails from obscure British islands. It has 16 consonants and no vowels, making it ideal for representing binary information, as well as making it nearly impossible to pronounce. You really have to read the books to get more of a sense of the language — like all things Stephensonian, he presents an overwhelming amount of information and leaves it to the reader to decode it all.

7. Vampirese
An ancient vampire language from the Blade movies. The most noticeable aspect of this language are the glyphs, symbols tattooed on grunts to show their allegiance and drawn in UV ink defining the boundaries of various vampires’ territories. There’s even a vampire holy book written in the language, the Book of Erebus, featured in the first movie.

6. Gelfling
While the Gelfling language is mentioned only briefly in The Dark Crystal, we nevertheless get a tantalizing glimpse of this lost culture. What we do know is that the long-dead ancient Gelflings who got wasted by the Skeksis left behind ruins covered in beautiful hieroglyphs, which apparently only male Gelflings can read. Yeah, well, the females get wings!
5. Sindarin
While Tolkien created several languages for his various Lord of the Rings books,
Sindarin, the language of the elves, is not only his most beautiful but also his most fully realized invented language. Typically, Tolkien and his language-nerd adherents have developed the tongue’s grammar and orthography to almost headache-inducing levels.

4. Huttese
The Star Wars canon (as well of a plethora of non-canonical writings) describe the Hutts as being an ancient race of merchants who once dominated the galaxy but now have become mere gangsters. We first got a taste of Huttese in Return of the Jedi, where it was described as the “court language” of Jabba the Hutt. That tiny taste of Hutt culture has been expanded in subsequent novels and videogames, giving us a clearer picture of this rotund race.

3. R’lyehian
Pretty much everything about the Cthulhu mythos (introduced in the classic Lovecraft short story The Call of Cthulhu is designed to drive ordinary mortals mad, and the otherworldly language R’lyehian is no different. Indeed, it’s barely speakable: ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn (In his house at R’lyeh dead Cthulhu lies dreaming) is the classic R’lyehian phrase that alludes to the godlike monstrosity and his bizarre, non-Euclidean city.

2. City Speak
“That gibberish he talked was city speak, gutter talk,” Rick Deckard intones in the non-director’s cut version of Blade Runner. “A mishmash of Japanese, Spanish, German, what have you.” The concept of a ‘common tongue’ has been enshrined in science fiction and fantasy literature forever, but this execution was effortless and brilliant, adding color to the movie without making a big deal out of it.

1. Klingon
Perhaps the most fully realized science fiction language, Klingon has a complete grammar and vocabulary, permitting countless nerds to learn it like it was high school Spanish. Fans have translated Shakespeare, Sun Tzu and the Bible into the language. There’s a
Klingon Language Institute, the purpose of which is to promote the language and culture of this nonexistent people. You can even select Klingon as your language of choice in Google.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Da Yoopers - Live on Stage With Da Yoopers '08 (Sheboygan Co. Fair)

Da Yoopers - Live on Stage With Da Yoopers Sheboygan Co. Fair


We packed 'em in again for some hot fun in the sun!
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Hoolie enjoys a laugh with the audience
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Let's all sing now, "20 Yoopers in a pontoon boat, fishing for Moby Dick!"
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Let's all sing now, "I'm too drungk, boyz, (spit) I'm too drungk, boyz (burp)
All Dat beerz gay me a wittle tummy ache, BARFFF!!!"

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Hoolie and our good friend Chris Hansen (Chris took some of these pics from this show, thanks pal!)
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Here's Lynn with our good friend (Chris's Mom) Barb Hansen.
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Here's Lynn poseing for a pic with Chris..
Hmmm, who does Lynn remind me of with that expression?
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"I WANNA WOCK AND WOE ALL NIGHT, N' PAWTY EVWWWY DAY!"
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Reg rocks the crowd during Turdy Pound Diaper.
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"HE STARTS KICKIN' HIS LEGS ALL OVER DA PLACE"
"EEEEH! DA TURDY POUND DIAPER!"

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Me: "hey Hoolie, whadda ya see?
Hoolie: emmmmmmmm, someting good..
Me: well, come on, whadda ya see, eh?

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Hoolie: "dey're big, really big! I know what dey are now...
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Me: "what are dey?
Hoolie: JOUNCING JILK JAZONGA'S!"
Me:
"I THIRST!"
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